I love black thongs
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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