i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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