Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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