yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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