Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
