return my video game
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
where are my eyebrows?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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