yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
is that a dick in a sweater?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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