Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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