i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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