I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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