Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Bang-toberfest begins!!
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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