As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
