You're my little dorito
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
