we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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