This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
is it fun? or sober?
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