rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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