Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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