I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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