I like to think it a success when the cops are called
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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