Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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