How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
my poor anus
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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