question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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