May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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