anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Alive.
So much puke
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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