What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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