i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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