I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
