we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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