ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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