I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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