chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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