Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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