I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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