no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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