Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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