so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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