Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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