so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Help. Why am I so naked?
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