I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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