I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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