i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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