Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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