apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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