yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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