Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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