I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
The air taste purple.
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