Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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