Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
