If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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