rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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