She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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