it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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