I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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