Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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