is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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