You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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