Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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