She's JV to your varsity
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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