But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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