love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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