normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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