Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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