If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she peed on how many people?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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